Comparing love to being a sneakerhead...
Yeah... Yes... Of course. I want to be one of those people who line up early as fuck Saturday mornings for a pair of overly priced sneakers. Limited editions. Only 100 pairs were made of these in the world. And I got them at a discount for $350... But the more I think about it... Ive been doing just fine in my boots.
"Flyer then the rest of them, and still got my Nike boots"... Yeah, I know that song isnt completely about Nike boots. But I do dig that hook. Catchy. My boots have gotten me in trouble for big and little reasons. Yet, they have always been there for me. I cant help it. I fuckin love sneakers, when I have them, Im a completely different person. My walk and speech is different. With sneakers, comes romance and mushy shit. With my boots, comes an asshole and craziness. Some people act as if they want my sneakers until they realize its muddy outside and even though my sole isnt the cleanest, dont wanna take that risk. Maybe not to mess up my sneakers or better yet, their own. When I do cop sneakers, I dont go as hard as I should, and then I try to wait and see if the sneakers I want will make clearance. But a female's shoe, is different then that of a male's, usually. So while she sees mushy, I see I just dropped $350 at 4am on a Saturday morning in negative degree weather.
I hope that makes sense lol. I dont want to be a boot wearer for eternity. Its just that a female's shoe differs from that of a male's, usually. Which I believe, is like licking someone's asshole. That can be viewed in so many ways. A female can see it as just this dude is just into nasty sex. While the male can view it as a huge sign of his affection. And vice versa... The point Im trying to make is... While a good chunk of my life has been majorly about wearing boots, with time and thought, any and everybody can become a sneakerhead. Even certified bachelors... And mattas fact, even though becoming a sneakerhead can become dangerous. I want some sneakers.
Mariska Hargitay... blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh went the lion...
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it's pretty gross that you referred to licking a butthole. Not sure how to feel. whoa.
ReplyDeleteThat just sounded like it was about much more than sneakers. I like when people stand out from the crowd. I wear boots b/c they keep my feet warm and I'm done with sneakers b/c I'm on my femme kick (since last summer) being a girl, you know? w/e the case may be, i like both sides of u. Crazy b/c it's fun and entertaining. and Sensitive b/c it makes u human. If any of that makes sense.
ReplyDeletethis makes sense.
ReplyDeletei hope everyone realized this has nothing to do with sneakers actually...
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